Hey Russ, Curses you and your bacon hankering - I've just purchased my 4th packet of soy bacon in 3 weeks. Even taken to cooking it in the morning for sandwiches for packed lunch!
Now to the games.... Matt has just been trying to assist me with the first link. However, it is a problem that his giant fingers cover half of the map when he is trying to point to a location! I was late for the gym this week though due to the before mentioned game links.
Hi Russ, Remember i was doing random emails about my nature encounters supported by photographic evidence (e.g. flies having sex ) Well, we've inherited 2 Magpies. One called 'eyeball' (because at one point he had an infected eye, most probably from a fight) and one called 'fatty' because...he looks like he has no neck...and is fat. Funny thing is, seeing we're vegetarian we feed them tofu. Sure a lot of you meat eating, flanny wearing, Ugg boot supporting people are thinking "why are you feeding native birds tofu? and why are you posting this on a blog that is bacon related"...well to those people i say "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!". Anyways, these magpies have become quite demanding. They sit on our laundry roof watching us through the kitchen window screaming out for food. This happens at least 4 times a day..and they know its tofu.. so it's not like I'm being cruel by providing them with food that might under nourish them, they know what they're getting and they want more. Anyways I fed them "fake'in Bacon" the other day (some of you are thinking, 'finally some relevance to the bacon blog"...well to you I still say "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, isn't there something else you can be doing!" who cares...its fake tofu...get over it! ) anyways....where was i before i was rudely interrupted....... oh yeah , we're still bowling 'snake tits' in wii !
love Evan aka Tonk aka Buttahz
( using amys account coz I'm lazy...and some of you are think "why would you use someone else account to post on a blog"....well to you i say "give me a break, stop criticizing everything i do, you've interrupted me 3 times during this post, get your own post !!!...sorry about that Russ.)
I'm moved by the fact that my blog makes people late for the gym and promotes the consumption of bacon in all its forms. However, I now really want a bacon sandwich for lunch. Maybe over the weekend I'll do something like that.
I don't like how small the map is in that first game, so it's funny that Matt's fingers cover up half the map when pointing out locations.
Buttahz, you rock. You know what to say to make a response pretty much impossible. Fatty and Eyeball sound like they are enjoying the fake'in bacon, but may I suggest doing the old "switch the coffee with the decaf" trick and see what happens if they eat real bacon? My guess? Fatty will get even more fat. As will Eyeball. You'll have birds struggling to fly from tree to tree. Sorry I haven't been too forthcoming with nature encounters of late, but if you read my post for today I mention a couple of sightings.
And no apologies necessary for any posts, I'm glad people are using the comments section!
Hi Russ Those games are riveting. The world map is a little small - almost impossible to land on the spot exactly. Got to level 6 the first time 4 days ago, but had another go today and got to level 8 - wouldn't let me go to 9 'cos I got <30K. My trav IQ was 101. The USA map is a bit better - I got 94% ave 13 miles and 517secs. Probably not too bad for an aussie. Speaking of birds. Mum & I went for a drive to Stockton today and walked out to the end of the northern breakwall. It was just magic - a lite n/wester and about 17C. Anyway, lots of blokes fishing - no seagulls! Bought some hot chips for lunch and sat by the harbour. Couldn't eat all the chips so threw them out for the birds - no birds. Two flew straight past and didn't give the humble chips a second glance. Heard one of them say something about Fatty inviting everyone to his place for a bacon bbq but we just thought it was the wind playing tricks on us. Now we know - damn you Amy & buttahz, bird 'smuggling' is an offence - just don't use their droppings as fertilizer on your lettuce seeds. Dad.
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Hey Russ,
Curses you and your bacon hankering - I've just purchased my 4th packet of soy bacon in 3 weeks. Even taken to cooking it in the morning for sandwiches for packed lunch!
Now to the games....
Matt has just been trying to assist me with the first link. However, it is a problem that his giant fingers cover half of the map when he is trying to point to a location! I was late for the gym this week though due to the before mentioned game links.
Hi Russ,
Remember i was doing random emails about my nature encounters supported by photographic evidence (e.g. flies having sex )
Well, we've inherited 2 Magpies. One called 'eyeball' (because at one point he had an infected eye, most probably from a fight) and one called 'fatty' because...he looks like he has no neck...and is fat.
Funny thing is, seeing we're vegetarian we feed them tofu. Sure a lot of you meat eating, flanny wearing, Ugg boot supporting people are thinking "why are you feeding native birds tofu? and why are you posting this on a blog that is bacon related"...well to those people i say "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!".
Anyways, these magpies have become quite demanding. They sit on our laundry roof watching us through the kitchen window screaming out for food. This happens at least 4 times a day..and they know its tofu.. so it's not like I'm being cruel by providing them with food that might under nourish them, they know what they're getting and they want more.
Anyways I fed them "fake'in Bacon" the other day (some of you are thinking, 'finally some relevance to the bacon blog"...well to you I still say "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, isn't there something else you can be doing!" who cares...its fake tofu...get over it! ) anyways....where was i before i was rudely interrupted....... oh yeah , we're still bowling 'snake tits' in wii !
love Evan aka Tonk aka Buttahz
( using amys account coz I'm lazy...and some of you are think "why would you use someone else account to post on a blog"....well to you i say "give me a break, stop criticizing everything i do, you've interrupted me 3 times during this post, get your own post !!!...sorry about that Russ.)
Hahahaha!
I'm moved by the fact that my blog makes people late for the gym and promotes the consumption of bacon in all its forms. However, I now really want a bacon sandwich for lunch. Maybe over the weekend I'll do something like that.
I don't like how small the map is in that first game, so it's funny that Matt's fingers cover up half the map when pointing out locations.
Buttahz, you rock. You know what to say to make a response pretty much impossible. Fatty and Eyeball sound like they are enjoying the fake'in bacon, but may I suggest doing the old "switch the coffee with the decaf" trick and see what happens if they eat real bacon? My guess? Fatty will get even more fat. As will Eyeball. You'll have birds struggling to fly from tree to tree. Sorry I haven't been too forthcoming with nature encounters of late, but if you read my post for today I mention a couple of sightings.
And no apologies necessary for any posts, I'm glad people are using the comments section!
P.S. It may not actually be wise to feed magpies real bacon.
Hi Russ
Those games are riveting. The world map is a little small - almost impossible to land on the spot exactly. Got to level 6 the first time 4 days ago, but had another go today and got to level 8 - wouldn't let me go to 9 'cos I got <30K.
My trav IQ was 101. The USA map is a bit better - I got 94% ave 13 miles and 517secs. Probably not too bad for an aussie.
Speaking of birds. Mum & I went for a drive to Stockton today and walked out to the end of the northern breakwall. It was just magic - a lite n/wester and about 17C. Anyway, lots of blokes fishing - no seagulls! Bought some hot chips for lunch and sat by the harbour. Couldn't eat all the chips so threw them out for the birds - no birds. Two flew straight past and didn't give the humble chips a second glance. Heard one of them say something about Fatty inviting everyone to his place for a bacon bbq but we just thought it was the wind playing tricks on us. Now we know - damn you Amy & buttahz, bird 'smuggling' is an offence - just don't use their droppings as fertilizer on your lettuce seeds.
Dad.
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