An Open Letter to TV and Movies (Crabpeople)

Dear TV and Movie People,

Jennifer Lopez was just a guest star on "How I Met Your Mother".

CBS also showed a commercial for a Jennifer Lopez movie.

Please, don't do this. Please, no more Jennifer Lopez. She annoys me.

Thank You,

Russell

P.S. Matt Stone and Trey Parker, this request doesn't apply to you. Unless it is a live action movie, then it still stands. But stuff like this is OK:

Why the slow motion stuff? It's good at regular speed...