Sunday, September 26, 2010

Australia Trip 2010 - Take 3

Time to put on the walking or hiking shoes... 


Tuesday August 31st: We all got up early and set out for our walk through Glen Rock State Conservation Area. Glen Rock is a large area quite close to Newcastle, and has a cool walk through it. We took 2 cars - Kel and I took the Beast while Mum, Dad and Liz jumped in Bil. We all went to Merewether first, which was where we would be ending the walk. After deciding to leave Bil at the end, we all piled into the Beast and went back to the start of the trail. Starting out we could hear and occasionally see Bellbirds. Not far into the walk we crossed paths, literally, with some kind of stick insect, which Liz took some photos of:

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The walk must have been annoying for some of the walkers, as Liz and I kept stopping to check out birds, insects and the like... there are kookaburras all over the place, but we still wanted photos of them when we got the chance.


Glen Rock has had some work done to it since the last time I was there, and we seemed to be walking along a newer trail. The older trail, as I remembered, seemed more rugged, and so when we saw something that looked familiar to me, we turned off and went the more fun way. It took us down to a rocky area, which had a small stream running over to it. Looking downstream I saw a new bridge, and before telling Liz to look at the bridge because it was new and we would have gone over it, I realized Kel was mooning us from the bridge. I instead warned people to look away. Taking the path less travelled was cool, because we saw the stream, more cockatoos and also a currawong:


While we were hanging out, watching the birds Kel and Dad opted to take a break at a picnic table. We were probably 1/3 - 1/2 the way through the bush part of the walk, and there was still beach walking to go, so it was probably good that they rested while there was the chance.


Following the newer trail again, we made our way to the lookout, passing some very dry waterfalls on the way. Once we got to the lookout we got our first view of Glen Rock Lagoon and the ocean beyond it.




Family photos are awesome...

We continued towards the sand, and saw a tree on the way that had been dramatically hollowed out. It was large enough for Liz and I to stand in, and here's proof.


Not too much further along the trail I found another reason to stop. I love mimicing signs, and found a hiking sign to copy.


Within a few, well, probably 20, more minutes we had made it down to the beach. The view from both directions is cool - one way you have cliffs, the other way the sand stretching towards Merewether, and the waiting Bil.



There used to be a mine (colliery) near the beach here, so along the way you could see old, rusted out relics of the mine which were pretty cool. There was also some animal life that caused some havoc. Liz and I had fallen behind, and Mum started walking back towards us with her hat in her hands. I knew she would have something in the hat, but I didn't know what. Putting the contents on the sand, we saw a crab. Taking some photos, I was totally engulfed and not concentrating on what was going on. Mum and Liz tried to warn me, but I was too distracted - the wave broke closer than the others and my legs ended up pretty wet. In an effort to get away from the water I ended up stepping on the crab... but it was on sand, I'm sure the crab was fine.

Crab - you got me wet!

Mum continued her tour of the ocean's animals when she found a cuttlefish further along the beach. It was the biggest cuttlefish I had even seen, and was so new to the beach that Mum had to strip it's skin off:


Getting closer to Merewether, the sandy beach was starting to give way to cliffs, rock ledges and shells. Mum and Liz scoured the beach for shells, so while they were doing that I walked out on to the rocks. There were some Oystercatchers out there that I took a couple of photos of, but I was more interested in the waves. Figuring I was already wet, I got as close to the edge of the rocks as I could without endangering the camera. The waves breaking weren't the biggest I've ever seen, they were far from it, but the splashes were cool.

Oystercatchers


After I had taken a lot of photos of waves and gotten my feet ever further drenched, we figured we should try and catch up with Dad and Kel, who would have been at the car by then. Along the way we stopped to see a sea slug before jumping in the car to head back to the start of the walk.



Once we got back to the Beast, Liz and I went to Wicked Chocolates while Mum, Dad and Kel went and got themselves some lunch and went home. Wicked Chocolates is a chocolate store that we used to go to while they were in downtown Newcastle. They moved though to Warners Bay, so we wanted to get some dairy free chocolate and see what the place was like. When we arrived though a sign on their door told us they were only open on Saturdays, so we disappointedly started heading home. In Eleebana, the suburb next to Valentine, the Beast started to shake violently approaching a red light. When we stopped, so did the car, and it refused to start again. The light went green, but the Beast still sat. Liz waved people around us, but only one car went. After 4 failed attempts, the Beast roared to life and burned rubber (more just squeaked it's tyres/tires) as it hauled away from the light. It shook again turning in Valentine, and then stopped when we made it home. After that we decided not to go anywhere in the afternoon...

Wednesday September 1st: One of the places Liz and I wanted to go for a day trip while in Australia was Myall Lakes National Park, which is about 2 hours north of my parent's place. The two of us went with Dad, and headed for the parks information office to get some maps etc on where we could go hiking and what we could see and do. The parks office ended up being past the national park, so we had to drive a little further to get there. They showed us some places we could walking, all in the south end of the park. We noticed a "Be Dingo Aware" pamphlet, and asked if there really was a risk of encountering dingoes. The lady told us that if we were going back to the park we were pretty much guaranteed to see a dingo. Kiss of death, that one - "never give a guarantee" is what I thought. Before getting back in the car Liz and I quickly checked out a beach, Booti Booti, which looked nice.






We headed for the south end of the park, going to a small area known as Seal Rocks along the way. We had to go past an HR (hazard reduction) burn along the way. I say HR (hazard reduction) because that's how the guy directing traffic referred to it. Dad and I talked a bit after that about why you abbreviate if you're just going to say the whole thing afterwards. Seal Rocks was cool - a few houses, a store and some caravans near the beach, with lots of rocks off the coast. In the not to distant distance, we saw the large form of a White-Bellied Sea Eagle flying over the water, which was cool. We headed for the lighthouse, which we all thought could be cool. We parked the car in the lot and started the walk, which was along a bush road. We started to hear birds, which meant Liz and I were scouring the trees. While we were scouring, Dad announced "Dingo." We both turned just in time to see the dingo walking quickly down the path we had just walked along. Tempted to run after it I thought better of it and kept going with Dad and Liz. Before the lighthouse was a cool island type thing of cliffs with water all around them, then a walk up a very, very steep slope.


The lighthouse itself was really cool. It is the shortest lighthouse I had ever seen, but when you see where it is you can tell that they didn't need a big lighthouse, the cliff provides the height. They then explained that on an informational display around the lighthouse. People with binoculars were pointing out to sea, at first I thought whale, but I didn't see anything, save for an osprey flying near the lighthouse.


The lighthouse and rocks behind it


The beach next to the lighthouse

The steep slope was much better on the way down


Unfortunately, or perhaps fortunately, there were no more dingo sightings on the walk back. We jumped in the car and went further south to The Grandis - the tallest tree in the state of New South Wales. The Grandis is 76m tall, which is around 249 feet. The was a viewing platform quite close to the tree, which made it hard to take a photo to show how big the tree was.


The Grandis

By this time it was early afternoon and the snacks we had brought weren't easing our hunger. We stopped in a small town called Bulahdelah to see what they had to eat. Deciding against stopping at the first store we saw, we drove closer to the highway, and to what was the bustling main street. Dad got himself something from the bakery while Liz and I went store to store to see what they had. Only one place had stuff that we either could eat or wanted to eat, and they had turned off their grill, so we wound up going to the supermarket. It was a typical small town, small chain supermarket, and it was great. We got ourselves rice cakes, peanut butter, potato chips and, best of all, a gluten-free, dairy-free cocoa puff breakfast cereal called Cocoa Orbits. They were absolutely delicious.


We left Bulahdelah, Liz and I eating in the car on the way. We didn't have utensils, or at least I didn't bother to check if there were any in the car, so we were spreading peanut butter on rice cakes with our fingers. The peanut butter stopped me from getting a shot of a pheasant coucal that was crossing the road in front of the car, but at least we saw it with our own eyes. After 20 minutes of driving we were stopped at a ferry/barge, the shortest that I have ever seen. We had to wait, and while we were waiting we ran around with the camera and binoculars, seeing cormorants, a spoonbill and also a raptor I haven't identified yet.


The ferry we waited for - you can see the other side...


A cormorant


A spoonbill


The raptor


The best part of waiting for the ferry though was the old man. He and his wife (I assume) were towing a caravan and waiting for the ferry as well. Liz got out of the car when we first arrived, cocoa orbits in hand, munching from the box. The old guy walked up and asked if she was going to eat all of them on her own, and went to reach in and take some! Shocked, Liz recoiled and pulled the box away. She asked if he wanted any, and he formed his hand into a bowl. Liz started to pour into his hand, but he apparently wasn't happy with flow, and went to put his hand in to hasten it up. Not wanting old man hands touching the precious cocoa orbits, Liz again had to take them away. The wait for the ferry was about 20 minutes, and the crossing took about 2 minutes. I checked on Google Earth - the water we crossed was, at most, 100 yards across.


After the 2 minute crossing we drove to Mungo Brush to go for a walk. We saw some Yellow-faced Black Cockatoos and some Brush Turkeys. There was also a squeaky old windmill that I liked the look of during the walk.


Brush Turkey


Yellow-faced Black Cockatoos




It was starting to get late in the day, so we drove to Hawk's Nest and took a quick look at the beach. We jumped back in the car, I drove this time, and headed back home, ate some dinner and then went to bed.


Thursday September 2nd: Records from this day are non-existent. We took no photos, and honestly can't remember what happened. I think we took it easy given that we had had a couple of big days before this, perhaps did more laundry or something...

Saturday, September 25, 2010

450



Yesterday Baconisgreat celebrated 450 days, as long as my and Excel's math is right. Thanks to everyone who reads it and puts up with my stories. It was coincidental that the 450th day happened to fall on hot dog game night. Hot dog game night was a celebration of hot dogs and games - we grilled up some dogs with Erin, John, Kirsten and Matt and tried different toppings and stuff on them. I'd been hanging out for hot dogs all week. Once hot dogs were down the games could begin - last night we played Taboo (winners were the team of Kirsten, John and myself), Say Anything (I believe Erin won), then John, Erin, Liz and I rocked out some charades (I think Erin and I won that). But it wasn't about who won and lost, it was about having a good time, which I think we all did. I want to publicly apologize again to Matt and Kirsten about leaving half of their Tofu Dogs on the grill - I swear, I didn't know they would stick.

Hot dog game night may have marked the end of summer even more than the equinox did on Wednesday because we ran out of gas/propane for the grill. I don't know if we want to fill it up just to have the tank sit there with lots of propane in it all winter, so the grill may (or may not, no decisions have been made) be finished for the season. We saw the Harvest Moon on Wednesday night - I guess looking at the attempted photos I can see a slight difference in color over the regular full moon, but I couldn't notice it much at the time.

Fall started with the equinox, and, with fall, new shows have been on TV. Liz and I have never been caught up enough on The Office to be able to watch it on TV as it is aired. It started on Thursday, and a week before it started we were 23 episodes off being able to watch it. We tried, but fell 3 episodes short of our valiant quest. Not to worry, we'll start watching it next week. The Amazing Race starts tomorrow, and if I ever see another minute of the fat people show that is on CBS, Mike and Molly, I think I'll go insane. I was disappointed to hear that there is a show on called "The Event". It seems like some event occurred, and now the series is about investigating the "event" and working out who was behind it etc. If network execs believe that people want to watch these types of shows, why didn't they just pick up FlashForward? Idiots. Star Wars The Clone Wars has had 3 episodes, all of them just ok - least ok was the Jar Jar one that we just watched. The trailer for season 3 holds so much promise, so it should pick up. But I can't really complain - 3 episodes and no Ahsoka.

Liz and I got ourselves a bread machine last weekend following the raging success of Aussie bread baking. The first loaf came out OK, but not as good as the Australian loaves did. The Australian machine used a general white bread mix, while this one used a gluten free setting, which seems to have made the bread more like the gluten free loaves we buy here. We weren't going for that, so we'll try the ingredients again, but on a white bread cycle and how we did it in Australia and see how it comes out. The first loaf was interesting - the kneading blade baked into the bread, which was unexpected. It was easily removed during slicing.

Speaking of Aussie stuff, there will be a new post soon with more Australia trip photos and stuff. They take a while to write because of the photos and remembering...

Off to the beach!

Sunday, September 19, 2010

Australia Trip 2010 - Take 2

Now that you have some more background information I'll continue where I left off earlier...

Thursday August 26th: I woke up at a surprisingly sensible hour given how late I had been out the night before. Liz and I decided to go to Charlestown Square, a shopping centre/mall near my parent's house. We had a look around but couldn't find our way around due to construction. Part of the reason we initially looked into going to Australia was for a wedding, so we had a look at Myer, the department store where the registry was. We got the gift list, and started looking around. Without exaggeration, we looked at about 8 things on the list that we thought we would get and the store had none of them. Getting tired we gave up, hoping we wouldn't offend anyone by giving them money.

We left Charlestown Square and went home for some lunch. Mil called and said he was coming around. He swung by and took us for a drive over to his new house. It's a cool house - the pizza oven that he and Terri (his wife) have built out the back rocks. We then went for a drive into Newcastle, checking out what has and has not changed. Later we went back to Warners Bay, which is a suburb near Valentine and hung out at a cafe. The service there was terrible, but Jonathan and Terri warned us that it would be. It was bad enough that if it had been in the US I would have considered not tipping, or tipped very little. They invited us to a Teppanyaki bar for dinner, but we were really tired by that stage. It was lucky we didn't say yes for 2 reasons: 1) We passed out early, and 2) The Teppanyaki bar was closed because they couldn't light their grills.

Friday August 27th: This was Liz' birthday. Even though our airfare was our brithday and Christmas presents from my parents, they got Liz something that warrants a special intermission:


You've seen Crocodile Dundee - "That's not a knife. This is a knife.", but more appropriate in this context is The Simpsons: "That's not a knife, that's a spoon." Well, the people who make this product must have been sick of being caught out playing knifey spoony, and wanted to cover all their bases. These, are Splayds.



Splayds are the best of 3 worlds. Forget a spork - they're not multipurpose enough. The splayd combines a fork, spoon (ie a spork) AND a knife. They are useful for eating all kinds of things with just one utensil; our typical use for them so far has been eggs. I hear people asking "Could a splayd's knife really be of any real use?" and the answer to that is "Well, the morning Liz got them I cut myself on it." Sure, it's me, and if anyone was going to find a way to cut themselves on a splayd it would be me, but it should be a lesson to everyone - don't run your fingers over a splayd. Sure, it was only a small cut, but it scabbed.

Because of their versatility, you only need to use one utensil with your meal, which means less dishes! These pictures demonstrate the optimal usage of the Splayd:



While this photo demonstrates a waste in efficiency:


And that's the end of our Splayd intermission.

We spent a lot of the day baking cake, and also baking gluten free bread in my parents' bread machine. It came out really well - so well that we made it another 2 times while we were there and well enough for us to be looking into our own bread machine now that we are back in the US.

The plan was to grill some burgers for dinner with some people coming around, but Dad let me know that there were problems with the grill; only 2 burners of the 5 were working properly, so he wanted to clean up the burners that weren't working to see if they would light. He succeeded in getting them to light, which was great, because we ended up using all of the grill space on offer. The grill was a bit greasy, so he cleaned that up as well. With engine degreaser. It wasn't on any of the cooking surfaces, but I'm not sure if that had anything to do with the little flare up under the grill later that night. A whole host of people came over and we ate burgers, salad and stuff like that and later cake.

Some sticker meltiness thanks to the flare-up

Saturday August 28th: Today was the day that the wedding was on. We went out and ran some errands in the morning before I suited up and Liz dressed up (because she wore a dress instead of a suit). Humid and Rach gave us a ride, so that was cool because we could talk to them on the way to the wedding and home. The wedding was good - the ceremony was in a chuch (not a typo, it said so on the invitation) in Cooks Hill, and between ceremony and reception we went and sat at Custom's House with Humid, Rach, Jeef, Jim and Tara. The reception was in a cool old building downtown, and there was plenty of vuvuzela blowing going on. I was surprised by how dead downtown Newcastle was at night, but I've been told that they have changed a lot of the rules as far as drinking and pubs and clubs are concerned in the city at night.

Me suited up and Liz dressed up

I had been talking to Matt earlier in the day about "photobombing". So, while Liz took a shot of Jeef and Matt, Humid and I ran into the background. After the shot was taken Matt turned and asked "Did you just photobomb your own photo?" Yes, yes I did. But I noticed today, when looking at the full photo, that Rach also photobombed behind the tree on the left.

Sunday August 29th: Humid and Rach asked us over for lunch, so Liz and I jumped in the Beast and headed to the other side of the lake. It was my first time driving the Beast since we arrived, so I was very careful with it. They have a really nice apartment, with really good views of the lake. Bibz went as well and we all hung out there for a few hours, - eating, watching soccer on TV and looking at the birds and view outside. It was a very relaxing afternoon.

Monday August 30th: Finding ourselves running out of clothes, Liz and I did some laundry in the morning. Getting towards lunch time Liz and I started heating up some food for lunch, which meant that Dad and Kel also had to work something out for lunch...


One of the foods that is popular in Australia and found almost everywhere but that is not at all common in the US is the meat pie. The meat pie is a prime example of deliciousness: a savory pie bottom and top encase meat, gravy and some times other miscellaneous ingredients, like onions, mushrooms, cheese, bacon or just about anything. Sometimes it is capped with potato instead of a crust top. There's nothing quite like heating up or buying a pie from somewhere and chomping down on it's guaranteed ~20% minimum meat content. It truly is delicious.

On this day Dad and Kel had pies for lunch. Dad must have felt that a pie wouldn't fill him adequately enough, so he made an awesome lunch. He made a pie sandwich.

Recipe for Pie Sandwich:

Ingredients:
  • 1x Pie
  • 2 x slices of bread
  • Optional: tomato sauce, aka ketchup

Instructions:
  1. Put a slice of bread on a plate.
  2. Place pie on top of piece of bread. Add ketchup if desired.
  3. Top with piece of bread. Squish if desired.
PIE SANDWICH!!!

PIE SANDWICH - WITH SAUCE!!!

I was envious of that lunch...

Once everyone had eaten, Liz and I headed to Croudace Bay Park for a walk. Croudace Bay Park is about 2 - 3 minutes drive from my parent's house and is on Lake Macquarie, so you get nice views and it is generally pretty quiet. We took the camera and binoculars with us, because it is also a decent place to see birds. While we were there we saw a Purple Swamphen, Sulphur-Crested Cockatoos, Galahs, Eastern Rosellas, Magpies, Cormorants, and, my favorite of them all, Rainbow Lorikeets. The Lorikeets when we first found them were looking like they were making a nest in a hollow in a tree. They were just hanging out, so we took some photos. After a while we figured we would leave them alone, and went and sat under our favorite tree in the park. Liz gave the tree a hug and we climbed up and sat in it before settling under it. We walked back to the car, stopping at the Lorikeet tree on the way back. We were unhappy to see that some larger galahs were trying to hustle the lorikeets out of their nest. Letting nature take it's course we went home for the evening, cursing those damned galahs.

Sulphur-Crested Cockatoo (Liz took this photo)

Eastern Rosella

Magpie

My favorite: Rainbow Lorikeet. We got lots of photos of them, some perhaps better than this, but this one shows what they look like

The tree Liz and I sit under, and...

... the view from beneath the tree

I'm going to call it a day there. We've got a long walk tomorrow and a long drive the next day. In Australian days, anyway.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Lunch at a hotspot (aka Geek out Thursday)

Recently Mike procured for himself a Motorola Droid™ 2. For some reason he didn't hold out for the special edition Droid™ 2 that is coming out... eh - I think I'd rather have the normal one too. It's an improvement on the Droid™ that I used as a trial and posted about, sporting updated hardware and software. Along with those updates are some new features - one of which is that the phone can be used as a 3G hotspot. For those who aren't sure what that type of thing means, a 3G connection would be what people would use to get data/net traffic and what have you to your phone. The hotspot allows you to share that connection with up to 5, I think, devices.

Lunch yesterday rolled around and Mike was having some fun with the Droid™. He started telling Ivan about the hotspot, so Ivan, who owns an iPhone 4, tried connecting to it. Of course, given that the iPhone 4 has 3G coverage of it's own, there was no real point or benefit to connecting to Mike's to share his. Actually, the point was to see if it could be done and to geek out.

Mike set his phone as a hotspot, naming it "blob". Ivan used the iPhone's Wi-Fi connection to connect to Mike's hotspot. Yep, Ivan, or his iPhone depending on how you look at it, was on the blob. Success! It looked like it was all working, until Ivan tried to browse the web. First page he tried to go to he got a note saying that he had to register or something like that. It turns out that you can connect and set it up, but can't do anything else without paying Verizon, Mike's carrier, some extra money each month.

It may not have fully worked, but we all had a laugh, sitting around geeking out.



IvansiPhone - on the blob.

This still applies: DROID is a trademark of Lucasfilm Ltd. and its related companies. Used under license.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Movie Break

I'm going to take a break from the Australia posts for a moment to talk to you all about a movie we saw last night. On the plane we were considering watching a movie. Both of us wanted to watch it, and we had both heard that it was good. The Qantas ratings from both critics and regular viewers seemed to confirm that, so we decided to hold off and make it our grand return to Netflix when we got back. It arrived yesterday, and we watched it last night. The movie we watched: The Ghost Writer.

I'll just straight out say it: I didn't really like the movie. It was watchable I suppose, but I agreed with Liz' comment that we should have watched it on the plane. I used to enjoy the TV show as a kid, and so I was a bit worried by the fact that they had added "The" to the title. But, I figured, Obi-Wan Kenobi, James Bond and the floaty colored ball thing? It's still gotta be good. But then, alas, no colored ball thing to help them with the mystery.

So, keep in mind if you want to watch it: no floaty ball thing, therefore The Ghost Writer ≠ Ghost Writer.

Don't know what I'm talking about? Check out this YouTube clip that may clear things up.


He's a ghost, and he writes to us. Ghost Writer. Also, Bridge Slippery When Wet = Sheldon Turnipseed as Jamal.

Based on the titles of some of the episodes on TV.com, such as "Who burned Mr Brinker's Store?" they worked on some pretty heavy stuff. I wonder why the arson unit didn't investigate... or if they did, why they couldn't solve it and the Ghostwriter team could... I bet it all comes back to that floaty ball thing...

Monday, September 13, 2010

Australia Trip 2010 - Background Information

I apologize. I probably should have provided some background information before I started doing the posts so that people could put faces to names and have a better idea about who or what I'm describing. So, on that note, here is some background information...


Mum and Dad - well, actually Dad and Mum in this photo

My parents have been married since 1977 and live in Valentine, NSW, Australia. Dad likes to wear repurposed folding chair bags as slings, while Mum likes to walk around and point at things. They're both really good about putting up with my hijinks. For instance, Mum didn't disown me when I slipped a fake lottery ticket in with her Christmas presents a few years ago and made her think that she had won $50,000. Mum prefers the Australian English spelling of her name, "Mum", as opposed to the US English "Mom". Dad's name is spelled the same in both.

Kel

Kel is my brother and he is 2 years younger than me. He has more Facebook friends than my blog has followers. He once ate a massive shank of meat at a local steakhouse. When asked his name to write on the wall, he responded with "Russell Newman". You can see my name/Kel's achievement recognized on the honour roll on the Stetson's website. Kel is as strong as an ox.

From left to right - Andrei, Jeff, Jonathan and Matt (I didn't label myself)

Andrei - a man of many names: Andrei, Onge, Gunge, Humid, the list goes on. Humid is a new name - while I was in Australia I was sending a text message to Matt, and Kel's phone thought I was trying to type "humid" when I was actually trying to type "Gunge".

Jeff - A lot of us normally call Jeff "Jeef". I believe Matt came up with the name a long time ago.

Jonathan - also known as Jonno or Mil.

Matt - also known as Bibz, he and his father own more guitars than everyone else I know put together. No exaggeration.

Rachel and Humid

Rachel is Humid's wife. She does have an identity outside of being Humid's wife, but I'm trying to explain how everyone is linked together. If you want an awesomely funny or disgusting hospital story, Rach is the person to talk to.

Terri

Terri is Mil's wife. Based on all the photos we have, I have to conclude that it is impossible to get a photo with all of Terri's face in it. Just kidding - though this seemed to be the only photo I had of her, so sorry about the quality...

Jeb

You will already recognize Jeb from the earlier post. As well as enjoying Vegemite on toast, Jeb's philosophy on a balanced breakfast includes dry dog food and tea or coffee. He also loves chicken and whatever everyone else is eating.



Bil

Bil is my parents 2010 Subaru Forester. It looks like the picture above, which I took from the Subaru Australia website. Bil is fun to drive - it had been a long time since I had driven a manual/stick car.

The Beast

The Beast is Mum and Dad's second car. It is a 1989 Holden Camira. It doesn't have power steering or central locking, but it gets you from point A to point B. Just be careful how much gas/petrol you use along the way though - the fuel gauge doesn't work.

That should probably give you a solid enough introduction to who everyone and what everything is. If Australians want to add to the descriptions above, feel free to leave a comment...